Vote Turnip?

Vote Turnip:  He'll make America great again, just like he did with the Republican party!

Saturday night live's "Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you" sketch is looking prophetic.   (From Saturday Night Live, 'clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ...)  

update:  There's that "Black people counting my money, I hate it!" thing.

update:  There's that "and some (mexicans), I assume, are good people" thing.

update: There's that cringe worthy M Kelly harrasment thing

update:  There's that "Russia should release hacked DNC records for me" thing.

update:  There's that "behold all the sacrifices Turnip has made for the Country and not himself and nevermind  John McCain he's not a hero thing.

update:  There's that Muslim Gold Star Families shouldn't have a right to free speach thing.

update:  There's that "use the second amendment" to "do something about Hillary" and win the election thing.

update:  There's that crooked Hillary and Non-native Obama founded Isis thing.

update:  There's that Campaign Manager Manaford ?apparently illegally? actions as a international Russian money launderer and history of lobbying for foreign powers thing.

update:  There's that odd history of apparent support of organized crime in New York eventually resulting in a FBI bribery investigation thing. 

update:  There's that let's hire R. Alies post Manaford because he's clean as a whistle, am I right thing.

update:  There's that Turnip foundation charity thing - it exists so that Turnip can get other people to make contributions on his behalf to causes he's to stingy to contribute directly to - and it appears to be double dealing where at least $260,000 have went to Turnip directly.  

update:  I don't think I can keep up with the reasons for which Turnip is imperfect.

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